People are lining up for hours to buy gold… I’m just stacking sats from my couch.

Been seeing videos of people queuing for hours just to buy a few grams of physical gold. Long lines, limited stock, and prices through the roof.

Gold had its time — it’s scarce enough, but it’s also heavy, hard to move, and impossible to audit without trusting someone else. You can’t teleport it, you can’t verify it, and governments can seize it anytime they want.

Bitcoin fixes all that. It’s scarce by code — 21 million, auditable by anyone, portable across borders, divisible to eight decimals, and impossible to counterfeit. I don’t need permission to hold it, move it, or verify it.

So while people are standing in line hoping to get a few grams of metal, I’m on my couch stacking sats — watching Netflix, holding the hardest money humanity’s ever created.

The digital gold doesn’t need a jewelry store.